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Ah, will you look at that?

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Wow.

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You wearing those corny

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t-shirts your grandparents sent

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t-shirts your grandparents sent

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you.

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Very nice and very brave.

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Very brave.

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Well, you know, I thought it

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would make them happy.

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Would make them happy.

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And I wanted to make Keenan look

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bad.

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So Alexis and I had to put

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ours on so that wouldn't happen.

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Ours on so that wouldn't happen.

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I can't leave him hangin'.

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Did I say it right, Keenan?

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Look, I made a test pancake

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Look, I made a test pancake

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from this new batter I'm working

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on, so everybody take a bite and

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let me know what you think.

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Mmm.

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Honey, this is delicious.

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I was going to count carbs

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today.

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Forget about that.

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Forget about that.

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Yes.

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You like?

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If Santa claus had a pancake

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stand, this is what he would

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sell.

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Oh, well, thank you, honey,

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Oh, well, thank you, honey,

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but you are still not getting

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a cat.

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[Doorbell rings]

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It's them.

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They're here.

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They're here.

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[Funky music]

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♪ ♪

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♪ ♪

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♪ ♪

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Thank you.

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Thank you.

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All right.

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Grandma!

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Hi, hon, how are you?

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Hey, mom, dad.

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Alex!

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Alex!

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Oh, honey, oh.

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Hey, how was the ride in the

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r.v.?

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R.v.?

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Oh, it was okay.

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Okay?

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Huh.

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That thing's got a queen-sized

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bed, satellite TV,

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a full kitchen.

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A full kitchen.

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It's a house on wheels.

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As a matter of fact, I let

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Liz take the wheel for a while

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Liz take the wheel for a while

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so I could make breakfast for

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the family.

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Well, dad, I'm making

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breakfast.

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Breakfast.

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I've got the pancakes started in

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the kitchen.

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I'm all finished with mine.

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Six-burner stove on that r.V.

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Six-burner stove on that r.V.

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Oh, look at this.

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Liz, they're wearing the

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Liz, they're wearing the

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t-shirts we sent them.

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[Laughs]

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Lookin' sharp, kids.

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Lookin' sharp.

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Thanks, granddad.

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Yeah, they are great.

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Yeah, I love it.

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Yeah, I love it.

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Mine itches.

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Hey, why don't you guys come

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on in, have a seat.

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You've been on the road for

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hours.

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Hours.

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Oh, thank you, sweetheart.

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You're always so thoughtful.

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Yeah, well, I got to use the

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restroom.

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I'm going to the r.V.

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Oh, Monroe, there's a

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Oh, Monroe, there's a

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bathroom right down the hall.

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Does it have a bidet?

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No.

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Then I'm going to my r.V.

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Then I'm going to my r.V.

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You know, don't count my

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recipe out just yet.

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Recipe out just yet.

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Tomorrow--

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[banging sound]

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Tomorrow, I may take the same

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batter and make some waffles.

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Batter and make some waffles.

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Okay, why is Monroe unhooking

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the sink in the middle of

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breakfast?

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You know he's Mr. Fixit.

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Yeah, but the sink isn't

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Yeah, but the sink isn't

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broken.

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Well, that didn't stop him

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from replacing our deck four

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times since he retired.

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Times since he retired.

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Dad.

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Dad, listen, man, I appreciate

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you looking out for us, but you

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don't have to fix the sink.

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Don't have to fix the sink.

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It works fine.

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As slow as this thing is

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draining?

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You have some blockage in your

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u-bend, brother.

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U-bend, brother.

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Come check it out.

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Let me go see.

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Let me go see what happened with

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the u-bend.

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The u-bend.

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What did you do here?

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Look.

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Oh, thank you.

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Oh, thank you.

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Now it seems to be draining

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slightly...

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More quickly.

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[Groans]

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[Groans]

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This water can run much faster

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than this.

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Liz, go get my toolbox from the

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r.v.

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[Sighs]

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No, mom, mom, I got it.

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No, mom, mom, I got it.

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Enjoy your breakfast.

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Relax.

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Keenan, go get your granddad's

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toolbox from the r.V.

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Toolbox from the r.V.

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Come back quickly.

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Quickly.

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And pull up your pants.

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Man, this isn't fair.

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Why do we have to be stuck in

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this kitchen, wearing these

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this kitchen, wearing these

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t-shirts, cleaning up all this

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mess?

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This shirt is sucking the cool

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out of me.

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Keenan, stop being so

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Keenan, stop being so

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selfish.

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Okay, granddad Monroe was nice

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enough to cook us breakfast, and

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the least we can do is wash the

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the least we can do is wash the

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dirty dishes.

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Oh, man.

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Oh, man.

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Oops.

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Look what I did.

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Guess I can't wear this t-shirt

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guess I can't wear this t-shirt

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anymore.

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Come on.

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No.

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No, no.

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No, no.

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I couldn't.

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Mm-mmm.

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Okay, okay.

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Well, let me know how it goes

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when granddad wants you to wear

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that corny t-shirt to school on

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that corny t-shirt to school on

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Monday.

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And then the cow was

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returned to its rightful owner.

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Returned to its rightful owner.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,

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whoa, whoa, get over here.

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Come on.

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What happened?

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What happened?

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Um, we accidentally got food

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on our favorite t-shirts while

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we were cleaning up the kitchen.

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Yeah, so now we have to go

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Yeah, so now we have to go

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change.

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Do you want grandma to wash

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them and see if I can get the

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stains out?

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No, no, no, they're pretty

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No, no, no, they're pretty

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much ruined.

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Yup.

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Yeah, go.

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Go upstairs, change your--yeah,

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go upstairs, change your--yeah,

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whoa.

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Take those off.

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And pull up your pants.

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So hey, you guys, I was thinking

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so hey, you guys, I was thinking

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today we could go over to the

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promenade and do a little

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shopping.

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Oh, you know what your mother

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likes.

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I'm not going to have time,

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I'm not going to have time,

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son.

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I was going through the house,

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and your doors don't close all

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the way, so I'm going to re-hang

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the way, so I'm going to re-hang

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them and add some

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weather stripping.

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Dad, our doors are fine.

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Hey, I got to make myself

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useful, huh?

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Useful, huh?

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I'm trying to lower your

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electric bill,

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keep the heat from rushing out

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and the bugs from rushing in.

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Well, my electric bill is

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fine, all right?

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Fine, all right?

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You don't need to hang our

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doors, just like you didn't need

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to fix our sink.

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Why don't you just relax and

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enjoy your life, dad?

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Enjoy your life, dad?

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You're retired now.

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You think the bugs are

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retired?

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Look, water bugs are just

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waiting to get in here.

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But, Monroe, the promenade's

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But, Monroe, the promenade's

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going to be so much fun.

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I love walking.

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And I love hanging doors, so

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And I love hanging doors, so

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now we'll both be having fun.

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Alex?

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Alex?

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Alex, honey, you awake?

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[Snoring]

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[Snoring]

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[Sighs]

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[Continues snoring]

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[Continues snoring]

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[Continues snoring]

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[Snoring stops]

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[Snoring stops]

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Baby, you--you awake?

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Mm, not really.

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Mm, not really.

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Oh, since you are...

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Have you noticed anything weird

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going on with your parents?

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No.

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Why?

294
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I don't know.

295
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I was just checking.

296
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I was just checking.

297
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The reason I ask...

298
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The reason I ask...

299
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It just seems like there's,

300
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I don't know, more tension

301
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between them than usual.

302
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No, come on, babe, that's how

303
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No, come on, babe, that's how

304
00:07:01,462 --> 00:07:02,632
they communicate.

305
00:07:02,713 --> 00:07:03,383
You know that.

306
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We talk about it every single

307
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time they visit.

308
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I know, but...

309
00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:07,840
I know, but...

310
00:07:07,927 --> 00:07:08,547
I don't know, your mom just

311
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doesn't seem like she's having

312
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any fun.

313
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No, my mom's fine.

314
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No, my mom's fine.

315
00:07:13,683 --> 00:07:17,023
Look, I know my dad is

316
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a handful, all right?

317
00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:19,020
A handful, all right?

318
00:07:19,105 --> 00:07:21,015
But he just needs to feel needed

319
00:07:21,107 --> 00:07:21,897
right now.

320
00:07:21,983 --> 00:07:23,903
The man has been working as long

321
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as we can remember.

322
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As we can remember.

323
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And now he's stuck at home.

324
00:07:27,363 --> 00:07:28,493
Look, at least he's not sitting

325
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home watching TV judge shows all

326
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home watching TV judge shows all

327
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day.

328
00:07:32,743 --> 00:07:33,543
I'm just worried about your

329
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mom.

330
00:07:34,370 --> 00:07:35,040
She doesn't seem like the same

331
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old Liz.

332
00:07:35,663 --> 00:07:36,003
Then maybe you need to have

333
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Then maybe you need to have

334
00:07:37,915 --> 00:07:38,455
one of your two-chardonnay

335
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lunches at marylou's.

336
00:07:41,335 --> 00:07:41,995
You'll both be in a better mood

337
00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:42,590
you'll both be in a better mood

338
00:07:42,670 --> 00:07:44,210
after all that wine and some

339
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creme brulee.

340
00:07:47,383 --> 00:07:47,883
That's a good idea.

341
00:07:47,967 --> 00:07:47,997
We always have so much fun

342
00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:48,510
we always have so much fun

343
00:07:48,593 --> 00:07:50,013
together.

344
00:07:50,094 --> 00:07:51,684
Mm, yeah, sounds fantastic.

345
00:07:51,762 --> 00:07:52,392
Are you just saying that

346
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because you want to go to sleep?

347
00:07:53,139 --> 00:07:53,999
Yes.

348
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Yes.

349
00:07:55,725 --> 00:07:57,095
Okay, I'm sorry.

350
00:07:57,185 --> 00:07:58,555
Go back to sleep.

351
00:07:58,644 --> 00:07:59,774
You sure?

352
00:07:59,854 --> 00:08:00,004
Mm.

353
00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:00,060
Mm.

354
00:08:00,146 --> 00:08:00,856
There's nothing else you want

355
00:08:00,938 --> 00:08:02,188
to talk about?

356
00:08:02,273 --> 00:08:03,363
No.

357
00:08:03,441 --> 00:08:03,731
I'm fine.

358
00:08:03,816 --> 00:08:04,606
Good night, babe.

359
00:08:04,692 --> 00:08:05,402
I love you.

360
00:08:05,484 --> 00:08:06,004
Good night.

361
00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:06,400
Good night.

362
00:08:06,485 --> 00:08:08,565
I love you too.

363
00:08:16,704 --> 00:08:17,464
Great.

364
00:08:17,538 --> 00:08:17,998
Now I'm awake.

365
00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:19,710
Now I'm awake.

366
00:08:27,381 --> 00:08:28,671
They changed the menu since

367
00:08:28,758 --> 00:08:29,508
the last time I was here.

368
00:08:29,592 --> 00:08:30,002
Mm.

369
00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:30,340
Mm.

370
00:08:30,426 --> 00:08:32,256
It was so good.

371
00:08:32,345 --> 00:08:33,295
Well, they made everything

372
00:08:33,387 --> 00:08:34,887
tastier and more fattening.

373
00:08:34,972 --> 00:08:35,812
God, I love it when they do

374
00:08:35,890 --> 00:08:36,000
that.

375
00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:36,100
That.

376
00:08:36,182 --> 00:08:38,272
I love that.

377
00:08:38,351 --> 00:08:38,941
I never get to go to nice

378
00:08:39,018 --> 00:08:40,598
restaurants like this anymore.

379
00:08:40,686 --> 00:08:40,846
Mm?

380
00:08:40,937 --> 00:08:41,997
Mm-mm.

381
00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:42,060
Mm-mm.

382
00:08:42,146 --> 00:08:44,106
Monroe usually picks places that

383
00:08:44,190 --> 00:08:44,770
call your name when your order

384
00:08:44,857 --> 00:08:46,107
is ready.

385
00:08:46,192 --> 00:08:47,572
Eww.

386
00:08:47,652 --> 00:08:48,002
Well, I'm glad you're enjoying

387
00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:48,610
well, I'm glad you're enjoying

388
00:08:48,694 --> 00:08:50,824
our day together.

389
00:08:55,076 --> 00:08:57,996
You know, I'm starting to think

390
00:08:58,079 --> 00:08:59,579
that you're not loving this idea

391
00:08:59,664 --> 00:09:00,004
of driving cross-country as much

392
00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:01,210
of driving cross-country as much

393
00:09:01,290 --> 00:09:02,380
as Monroe is.

394
00:09:02,458 --> 00:09:03,208
It wasn't even my idea.

395
00:09:03,292 --> 00:09:04,042
What do you mean it wasn't

396
00:09:04,126 --> 00:09:04,496
your idea?

397
00:09:04,585 --> 00:09:05,125
I thought you guys have been

398
00:09:05,211 --> 00:09:06,001
planning this since you retired.

399
00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:06,710
Planning this since you retired.

400
00:09:06,796 --> 00:09:07,666
Mm-mm, Monroe's been planning

401
00:09:07,755 --> 00:09:09,165
this.

402
00:09:09,257 --> 00:09:11,177
I wanted to take a trip to

403
00:09:11,259 --> 00:09:11,629
Florence, Italy.

404
00:09:11,717 --> 00:09:11,997
Florence.

405
00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:13,090
Florence.

406
00:09:13,177 --> 00:09:14,467
His solution was to go to

407
00:09:14,553 --> 00:09:16,763
south Carolina and visit his

408
00:09:16,847 --> 00:09:17,517
sister, Florence.

409
00:09:17,598 --> 00:09:17,998
Ugh.

410
00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:19,180
Ugh.

411
00:09:19,267 --> 00:09:20,137
Gosh.

412
00:09:20,226 --> 00:09:21,056
Liz, what--i mean, have you been

413
00:09:21,143 --> 00:09:22,143
having any fun since he got

414
00:09:22,228 --> 00:09:22,978
home?

415
00:09:23,062 --> 00:09:24,002
Can I tell you the truth?

416
00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:25,400
Can I tell you the truth?

417
00:09:25,481 --> 00:09:26,441
When do you not tell me the

418
00:09:26,524 --> 00:09:27,574
truth, Liz?

419
00:09:27,650 --> 00:09:28,780
It's been sheer misery.

420
00:09:28,859 --> 00:09:29,069
What?

421
00:09:29,151 --> 00:09:30,001
Now, Monroe has always been

422
00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:31,450
Now, Monroe has always been

423
00:09:31,529 --> 00:09:32,909
controlling, but since he

424
00:09:32,989 --> 00:09:35,659
retired, he's being controlling

425
00:09:35,741 --> 00:09:36,001
times ten.

426
00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:37,030
Times ten.

427
00:09:37,118 --> 00:09:37,908
Oh.

428
00:09:37,994 --> 00:09:39,544
Monroe times ten?

429
00:09:39,620 --> 00:09:41,120
Wow.

430
00:09:41,205 --> 00:09:41,995
That's, like, 9 1/2 monroes too

431
00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:43,710
that's, like, 9 1/2 monroes too

432
00:09:43,791 --> 00:09:45,381
many.

433
00:09:45,459 --> 00:09:47,089
The problem with Monroe is,

434
00:09:47,169 --> 00:09:47,999
it's either his way or the

435
00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:48,130
it's either his way or the

436
00:09:48,212 --> 00:09:48,712
highway.

437
00:09:48,796 --> 00:09:50,716
He never asks my input for

438
00:09:50,798 --> 00:09:52,968
anything.

439
00:09:53,050 --> 00:09:54,000
He just does what he wants to

440
00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:55,390
he just does what he wants to

441
00:09:55,469 --> 00:09:56,299
do.

442
00:09:56,387 --> 00:09:57,677
An r.V.?

443
00:09:57,763 --> 00:09:59,393
Cross-country?

444
00:09:59,473 --> 00:10:00,003
Give me a damn break.

445
00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:00,600
Give me a damn break.

446
00:10:00,683 --> 00:10:02,853
Oh, gosh.

447
00:10:02,935 --> 00:10:04,765
Well, I mean, it didn't bother

448
00:10:04,854 --> 00:10:05,654
you before?

449
00:10:05,730 --> 00:10:06,000
Of course it did, but I could

450
00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:07,400
Of course it did, but I could

451
00:10:07,481 --> 00:10:09,401
take him in small doses when we

452
00:10:09,483 --> 00:10:10,033
were both working.

453
00:10:10,109 --> 00:10:10,609
Right.

454
00:10:10,693 --> 00:10:12,003
But now, these last six

455
00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:12,320
But now, these last six

456
00:10:12,403 --> 00:10:14,573
months, he's home every day, all

457
00:10:14,655 --> 00:10:17,525
day, all up under my feet,

458
00:10:17,616 --> 00:10:17,996
expecting me to kowtow to him

459
00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:19,580
expecting me to kowtow to him

460
00:10:19,660 --> 00:10:22,910
like I am one of his workers.

461
00:10:22,997 --> 00:10:23,997
Oh, Liz.

462
00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:24,960
Oh, Liz.

463
00:10:25,041 --> 00:10:26,711
That sounds really rough.

464
00:10:26,792 --> 00:10:30,002
I mean, you're his wife, right?

465
00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:30,050
I mean, you're his wife, right?

466
00:10:30,129 --> 00:10:31,459
You're not a longshoreman.

467
00:10:31,547 --> 00:10:33,797
Thank you.

468
00:10:33,883 --> 00:10:35,133
I don't know how much more I can

469
00:10:35,217 --> 00:10:35,997
take of this.

470
00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:36,930
Take of this.

471
00:10:37,011 --> 00:10:37,641
And I never thought that I would

472
00:10:37,720 --> 00:10:41,770
ever say this, but I've even

473
00:10:41,849 --> 00:10:41,999
been thinking about leaving him.

474
00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:44,940
Been thinking about leaving him.

475
00:10:50,524 --> 00:10:53,194
Wow.

476
00:10:53,277 --> 00:10:53,997
Does Monroe know about this?

477
00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:55,860
Does Monroe know about this?

478
00:10:55,946 --> 00:10:56,606
How am I supposed to tell

479
00:10:56,697 --> 00:10:57,447
him?

480
00:10:57,531 --> 00:10:59,331
I can't get a word in edgewise.

481
00:10:59,408 --> 00:10:59,998
But you--you--you got to tell

482
00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:00,700
But you--you--you got to tell

483
00:11:00,785 --> 00:11:01,655
him what's going on.

484
00:11:01,744 --> 00:11:02,374
I mean, you got to tell him how

485
00:11:02,453 --> 00:11:03,253
you feel.

486
00:11:03,329 --> 00:11:04,659
He won't listen.

487
00:11:04,747 --> 00:11:05,617
He just does what he wants to

488
00:11:05,706 --> 00:11:05,996
do.

489
00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:07,790
Do.

490
00:11:07,875 --> 00:11:09,205
I told him I wanted to see the

491
00:11:09,293 --> 00:11:12,003
world; He brought me a globe.

492
00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:13,300
World; He brought me a globe.

493
00:11:13,381 --> 00:11:15,971
I--Liz, I know that Monroe is

494
00:11:16,050 --> 00:11:18,000
difficult.

495
00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:18,800
Difficult.

496
00:11:18,886 --> 00:11:21,136
But you can't throw 40 years

497
00:11:21,222 --> 00:11:22,892
away without a conversation.

498
00:11:22,973 --> 00:11:24,003
I--i just don't think that you

499
00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:25,560
i--i just don't think that you

500
00:11:25,643 --> 00:11:27,943
should assume to know how he's

501
00:11:28,020 --> 00:11:28,730
going to respond to something

502
00:11:28,813 --> 00:11:29,613
that you've never said before.

503
00:11:29,688 --> 00:11:29,998
Okay.

504
00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:30,400
Okay.

505
00:11:30,481 --> 00:11:31,941
All right, all right.

506
00:11:32,024 --> 00:11:34,034
Before you start "theraperizing"

507
00:11:34,110 --> 00:11:36,000
me, I will try and talk to him.

508
00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:39,280
Me, I will try and talk to him.

509
00:11:39,365 --> 00:11:40,905
"Theraperizing" isn't a word.

510
00:11:40,991 --> 00:11:41,741
Just--i just wanted you to know

511
00:11:41,826 --> 00:11:41,996
that it's not a word.

512
00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:44,830
That it's not a word.

513
00:11:44,912 --> 00:11:46,502
I don't know, dad.

514
00:11:46,580 --> 00:11:47,370
Are you sure you don't want to

515
00:11:47,456 --> 00:11:47,996
put that on the stove, man?

516
00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:50,170
Put that on the stove, man?

517
00:11:50,251 --> 00:11:51,921
I'm finally showing you the

518
00:11:52,002 --> 00:11:53,632
secret to my secret barbecue

519
00:11:53,712 --> 00:11:54,002
sauce, and you want to tell me

520
00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:54,800
sauce, and you want to tell me

521
00:11:54,880 --> 00:11:56,510
what to do.

522
00:11:56,590 --> 00:11:57,130
All right, fair enough.

523
00:11:57,216 --> 00:11:57,796
My bad.

524
00:11:57,883 --> 00:12:00,003
All right, what's next?

525
00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:00,090
All right, what's next?

526
00:12:00,177 --> 00:12:00,887
All right.

527
00:12:00,970 --> 00:12:02,600
The secret is...

528
00:12:02,680 --> 00:12:05,980
All the ingredients go in cold.

529
00:12:06,058 --> 00:12:09,598
Then you heat it up.

530
00:12:09,687 --> 00:12:11,267
That's it?

531
00:12:11,355 --> 00:12:11,995
Well, that, and three

532
00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:12,650
Well, that, and three

533
00:12:12,731 --> 00:12:15,821
tablespoons of honey...

534
00:12:17,445 --> 00:12:17,995
A little dash of pepper...

535
00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:19,070
A little dash of pepper...

536
00:12:19,155 --> 00:12:21,445
Right, little dash.

537
00:12:21,532 --> 00:12:22,622
And a little bit of salt.

538
00:12:22,700 --> 00:12:23,120
Hmm.

539
00:12:23,200 --> 00:12:24,000
Whoa, whoa, hey, hey, go--go

540
00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:24,120
whoa, whoa, hey, hey, go--go

541
00:12:24,201 --> 00:12:25,161
easy on--on the salt.

542
00:12:25,244 --> 00:12:26,164
You know mom has to watch her

543
00:12:26,245 --> 00:12:26,785
blood pressure.

544
00:12:26,871 --> 00:12:27,711
Now, if you want, I got some sea

545
00:12:27,788 --> 00:12:29,668
salt.

546
00:12:29,748 --> 00:12:29,998
Well, that'd be good if I was

547
00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:31,000
Well, that'd be good if I was

548
00:12:31,083 --> 00:12:33,093
cooking dinner for some fish.

549
00:12:33,169 --> 00:12:34,209
But don't worry.

550
00:12:34,295 --> 00:12:35,625
The fire kills off

551
00:12:35,713 --> 00:12:36,003
all the extra salt.

552
00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:37,420
All the extra salt.

553
00:12:37,506 --> 00:12:38,086
What?

554
00:12:38,174 --> 00:12:40,974
Where'd you get that from?

555
00:12:41,051 --> 00:12:42,001
Hey, how was lunch?

556
00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:42,090
Hey, how was lunch?

557
00:12:42,178 --> 00:12:42,678
Oh, it was so nice.

558
00:12:42,761 --> 00:12:44,681
And by the looks of things,

559
00:12:44,763 --> 00:12:45,973
you had a good time.

560
00:12:46,056 --> 00:12:47,676
[Clears throat]

561
00:12:47,766 --> 00:12:47,996
Since the kids ruined their

562
00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:49,190
since the kids ruined their

563
00:12:49,268 --> 00:12:50,768
t-shirts, look what I got.

564
00:12:50,853 --> 00:12:52,063
But, Monroe, the kids don't

565
00:12:52,146 --> 00:12:53,306
like these t-shirts, do they,

566
00:12:53,397 --> 00:12:53,897
Carla?

567
00:12:53,981 --> 00:12:54,001
Huh?

568
00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:54,190
Huh?

569
00:12:54,273 --> 00:12:54,733
What--oh.

570
00:12:54,815 --> 00:12:56,935
Oh, gosh, smells so good in

571
00:12:57,026 --> 00:12:57,186
here.

572
00:12:57,276 --> 00:12:59,276
What are you Reed men cooking?

573
00:12:59,361 --> 00:13:00,001
Oh, just a little chicken,

574
00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:00,820
Oh, just a little chicken,

575
00:13:00,905 --> 00:13:03,235
baby back ribs, hot links.

576
00:13:03,324 --> 00:13:04,454
Monroe, you know I love

577
00:13:04,533 --> 00:13:05,203
your barbecue, but I shouldn't

578
00:13:05,284 --> 00:13:06,004
be eating that.

579
00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:06,450
Be eating that.

580
00:13:06,535 --> 00:13:06,985
Did you get any fish?

581
00:13:07,077 --> 00:13:07,907
Barbecued fish?

582
00:13:07,995 --> 00:13:10,035
You sound like sea salt over

583
00:13:10,122 --> 00:13:10,792
here.

584
00:13:10,873 --> 00:13:12,003
See, Alex, the doctor told me

585
00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:12,370
See, Alex, the doctor told me

586
00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:13,668
that I should be eating more

587
00:13:13,751 --> 00:13:14,921
fruits and vegetables to get my

588
00:13:15,002 --> 00:13:15,882
pressure down.

589
00:13:15,961 --> 00:13:16,881
But does he listen?

590
00:13:16,962 --> 00:13:18,002
No, not to me, not to the

591
00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:19,170
no, not to me, not to the

592
00:13:19,256 --> 00:13:19,876
doctors, not to anybody.

593
00:13:19,965 --> 00:13:20,875
Hey, no worries, mom.

594
00:13:20,966 --> 00:13:23,836
I am making you a good salad.

595
00:13:23,928 --> 00:13:23,998
Thank you, darling.

596
00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:24,720
Thank you, darling.

597
00:13:24,803 --> 00:13:25,853
No, she doesn't need a salad.

598
00:13:25,930 --> 00:13:26,680
She's fine.

599
00:13:26,764 --> 00:13:27,264
Uh, see?

600
00:13:27,348 --> 00:13:28,268
See, that's what I'm talkin'

601
00:13:28,349 --> 00:13:28,889
about.

602
00:13:28,974 --> 00:13:30,004
There you go, Monroe.

603
00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:30,680
There you go, Monroe.

604
00:13:30,768 --> 00:13:31,768
You're always pushing, always

605
00:13:31,852 --> 00:13:34,102
doing exactly what you want to

606
00:13:34,188 --> 00:13:34,358
do.

607
00:13:34,438 --> 00:13:35,998
You just don't listen to me.

608
00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:36,360
You just don't listen to me.

609
00:13:36,440 --> 00:13:37,900
You don't listen to anybody.

610
00:13:37,983 --> 00:13:39,193
That's why you have our poor

611
00:13:39,276 --> 00:13:40,776
grandkids in there in those

612
00:13:40,861 --> 00:13:41,651
ugly t-shirts.

613
00:13:41,737 --> 00:13:41,997
Hey.

614
00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:42,240
Hey.

615
00:13:42,321 --> 00:13:44,661
And that is exactly why you

616
00:13:44,740 --> 00:13:45,740
are going to finish this

617
00:13:45,824 --> 00:13:48,004
cross-country trip by yourself.

618
00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:48,330
Cross-country trip by yourself.

619
00:13:48,410 --> 00:13:49,410
I'm out of here.

620
00:13:49,495 --> 00:13:52,245
Vacation's over.

621
00:13:52,331 --> 00:13:54,001
Elizabeth.

622
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:55,420
Elizabeth.

623
00:13:56,043 --> 00:13:58,003
How many chardonnays did you

624
00:13:58,087 --> 00:13:59,997
guys have?

625
00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:01,260
Guys have?

626
00:14:03,384 --> 00:14:03,974
She won't talk to me.

627
00:14:04,051 --> 00:14:04,971
She won't even open the door to

628
00:14:05,052 --> 00:14:05,972
the r.V.

629
00:14:06,053 --> 00:14:07,893
And you can't break into that

630
00:14:07,972 --> 00:14:08,722
thing.

631
00:14:08,806 --> 00:14:10,716
I got the good door, solid steel

632
00:14:10,808 --> 00:14:11,998
reinforced with three dead bolt

633
00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:12,890
reinforced with three dead bolt

634
00:14:12,977 --> 00:14:13,767
locks.

635
00:14:13,852 --> 00:14:15,732
I don't understand what

636
00:14:15,813 --> 00:14:16,733
happened.

637
00:14:16,814 --> 00:14:17,444
I've been nothing but good to

638
00:14:17,523 --> 00:14:18,003
that woman for all these years.

639
00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:19,900
That woman for all these years.

640
00:14:19,984 --> 00:14:21,904
Dad, hey, you know I love

641
00:14:21,986 --> 00:14:23,736
you, man.

642
00:14:23,821 --> 00:14:24,001
I mean, you have been a great

643
00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:24,910
I mean, you have been a great

644
00:14:24,989 --> 00:14:26,869
father, but maybe you haven't

645
00:14:26,949 --> 00:14:29,489
always been the best husband.

646
00:14:29,577 --> 00:14:29,997
What are you talking about?

647
00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:30,830
What are you talking about?

648
00:14:30,911 --> 00:14:32,501
I always paid the bills.

649
00:14:32,580 --> 00:14:33,000
I always came home.

650
00:14:33,080 --> 00:14:35,170
I bought her flowers for

651
00:14:35,249 --> 00:14:35,869
Valentine's day.

652
00:14:35,958 --> 00:14:35,998
I even added to her tupperware

653
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:37,000
I even added to her tupperware

654
00:14:37,084 --> 00:14:40,254
collection every birthday.

655
00:14:40,337 --> 00:14:41,707
Dad, all these years,

656
00:14:41,797 --> 00:14:41,997
I thought my mother was okay

657
00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:43,170
I thought my mother was okay

658
00:14:43,257 --> 00:14:43,917
with the way you treated her.

659
00:14:44,008 --> 00:14:46,138
But look, you're sitting here,

660
00:14:46,218 --> 00:14:47,678
and she's out in the r.V. By

661
00:14:47,761 --> 00:14:48,001
herself.

662
00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:48,390
Herself.

663
00:14:48,470 --> 00:14:49,260
You make it sound like it's

664
00:14:49,346 --> 00:14:49,596
my fault.

665
00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:50,010
Well, it is.

666
00:14:50,097 --> 00:14:50,967
You always have to control

667
00:14:51,056 --> 00:14:52,556
everything.

668
00:14:52,641 --> 00:14:53,431
No, I don't.

669
00:14:53,517 --> 00:14:53,997
Dad, you rehung all the

670
00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:54,940
Dad, you rehung all the

671
00:14:55,019 --> 00:14:55,809
doors in my house.

672
00:14:55,894 --> 00:14:59,154
You painted kaci's closet.

673
00:14:59,231 --> 00:15:00,001
You redid the plumbing in my

674
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:00,020
you redid the plumbing in my

675
00:15:00,107 --> 00:15:01,977
kitchen before you ate

676
00:15:02,067 --> 00:15:02,317
breakfast.

677
00:15:02,401 --> 00:15:02,941
I just wanted you to have

678
00:15:03,027 --> 00:15:03,937
faster running water.

679
00:15:04,028 --> 00:15:05,948
Did you ask us if we wanted

680
00:15:06,030 --> 00:15:07,030
faster running water?

681
00:15:07,114 --> 00:15:08,284
Who doesn't want faster

682
00:15:08,365 --> 00:15:08,985
running water?

683
00:15:09,074 --> 00:15:11,544
That's not the point.

684
00:15:11,619 --> 00:15:11,999
Look, I know you're trying to

685
00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:12,490
look, I know you're trying to

686
00:15:12,578 --> 00:15:13,618
help, but that doesn't mean

687
00:15:13,704 --> 00:15:14,874
taking over.

688
00:15:14,955 --> 00:15:15,495
Now, you may have been the

689
00:15:15,581 --> 00:15:17,121
foreman when you were working on

690
00:15:17,207 --> 00:15:17,997
the docks, but, dad, you cannot

691
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:18,790
the docks, but, dad, you cannot

692
00:15:18,876 --> 00:15:20,666
be the foreman in your marriage.

693
00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:21,883
I guess I stepped in it now.

694
00:15:21,962 --> 00:15:23,802
How am I going to get out of the

695
00:15:23,881 --> 00:15:24,001
doghouse on this one?

696
00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:25,380
Doghouse on this one?

697
00:15:25,466 --> 00:15:26,086
Are you asking me for advice?

698
00:15:26,175 --> 00:15:28,335
Well, you and Carla seem to

699
00:15:28,427 --> 00:15:29,547
be pretty happy.

700
00:15:29,637 --> 00:15:29,997
How do you get her to do what

701
00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:30,800
how do you get her to do what

702
00:15:30,888 --> 00:15:31,348
you want?

703
00:15:31,430 --> 00:15:34,430
[Laughs]

704
00:15:34,516 --> 00:15:35,846
Well, first of all, I don't try

705
00:15:35,934 --> 00:15:36,004
to get her to do what I want.

706
00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:37,810
To get her to do what I want.

707
00:15:37,895 --> 00:15:38,435
All right?

708
00:15:38,520 --> 00:15:39,360
I listen to her.

709
00:15:39,438 --> 00:15:40,058
And even though I may not agree,

710
00:15:40,147 --> 00:15:41,857
I respect her opinion.

711
00:15:41,940 --> 00:15:42,000
All right, for example, let's

712
00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:44,440
all right, for example, let's

713
00:15:44,526 --> 00:15:46,316
say...

714
00:15:46,403 --> 00:15:48,003
Let's say mom wanted to fly

715
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:48,950
let's say mom wanted to fly

716
00:15:49,031 --> 00:15:51,371
cross-country instead of drive.

717
00:15:51,450 --> 00:15:52,030
What would you say?

718
00:15:52,117 --> 00:15:53,737
Well, we want to see the

719
00:15:53,827 --> 00:15:53,997
countryside.

720
00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:54,290
Countryside.

721
00:15:54,370 --> 00:15:55,200
You can't see anything from the

722
00:15:55,287 --> 00:15:55,447
sky.

723
00:15:55,537 --> 00:15:56,617
We would drive.

724
00:15:56,705 --> 00:15:57,205
See?

725
00:15:57,289 --> 00:15:57,579
There you go.

726
00:15:57,665 --> 00:15:59,375
You just made the decision

727
00:15:59,458 --> 00:15:59,998
without even taking into

728
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:00,380
without even taking into

729
00:16:00,459 --> 00:16:01,879
consideration what she wants.

730
00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:04,840
Now, if it were me, I would have

731
00:16:04,922 --> 00:16:06,002
answered, "you know, flying's

732
00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:06,090
answered, "you know, flying's

733
00:16:06,173 --> 00:16:08,843
not a bad idea, but let's

734
00:16:08,926 --> 00:16:11,216
compromise and take the train."

735
00:16:11,303 --> 00:16:12,003
Well, that doesn't make any

736
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:12,050
Well, that doesn't make any

737
00:16:12,137 --> 00:16:12,847
sense.

738
00:16:12,930 --> 00:16:13,930
If she wanted to take the train,

739
00:16:14,014 --> 00:16:15,354
why didn't she say so?

740
00:16:15,432 --> 00:16:15,972
And if she did, would you

741
00:16:16,058 --> 00:16:17,478
have listened?

742
00:16:17,559 --> 00:16:17,999
No, because I just bought the

743
00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:18,690
No, because I just bought the

744
00:16:18,769 --> 00:16:21,439
r.v.

745
00:16:21,522 --> 00:16:24,002
Wrong answer?

746
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:24,320
Wrong answer?

747
00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:25,900
[Sighs]

748
00:16:25,984 --> 00:16:27,864
All right, let's try another

749
00:16:27,945 --> 00:16:28,395
one.

750
00:16:28,487 --> 00:16:29,487
I want to fix this.

751
00:16:29,571 --> 00:16:30,001
Okay.

752
00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:30,070
Okay.

753
00:16:30,155 --> 00:16:30,485
All right, good.

754
00:16:30,572 --> 00:16:32,242
All right, here we go.

755
00:16:32,324 --> 00:16:32,914
Okay...

756
00:16:32,991 --> 00:16:34,741
Do you think this is going to

757
00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:35,327
work?

758
00:16:35,411 --> 00:16:36,001
I have been coaching him all

759
00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:36,450
I have been coaching him all

760
00:16:36,537 --> 00:16:37,077
afternoon.

761
00:16:37,162 --> 00:16:38,292
I hope something sticks.

762
00:16:38,372 --> 00:16:39,752
[Sighs]

763
00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:42,002
Well, here goes nothing.

764
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:42,130
Well, here goes nothing.

765
00:16:42,209 --> 00:16:42,789
Hey, come on, are you going

766
00:16:42,876 --> 00:16:43,456
to wear that to your romantic

767
00:16:43,544 --> 00:16:44,004
dinner with your wife?

768
00:16:44,086 --> 00:16:44,916
We're having dinner in the

769
00:16:45,003 --> 00:16:47,513
kitchen.

770
00:16:47,589 --> 00:16:47,999
Put this on.

771
00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:50,430
Put this on.

772
00:16:50,509 --> 00:16:51,139
If you think it'll help.

773
00:16:51,218 --> 00:16:51,928
Oh, that's a good idea.

774
00:16:52,010 --> 00:16:54,000
That's good.

775
00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:54,430
That's good.

776
00:16:54,513 --> 00:16:56,433
Okay, hold on.

777
00:16:56,515 --> 00:16:57,265
Hang on, hang on, hang on, hang

778
00:16:57,349 --> 00:16:58,139
on, hang on, there's got to be

779
00:16:58,225 --> 00:16:58,805
some--okay, here, here, here,

780
00:16:58,892 --> 00:16:59,182
here, here.

781
00:16:59,268 --> 00:16:59,998
Good idea.

782
00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:00,600
Good idea.

783
00:17:00,686 --> 00:17:01,686
Rub this on your neck.

784
00:17:01,770 --> 00:17:02,730
Just put it on your neck.

785
00:17:02,813 --> 00:17:03,563
Come on.

786
00:17:03,647 --> 00:17:04,357
That's perfect.

787
00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:05,900
You smell all right.

788
00:17:05,983 --> 00:17:06,003
All right, dad, drive her

789
00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:07,650
All right, dad, drive her

790
00:17:07,735 --> 00:17:08,025
crazy.

791
00:17:08,110 --> 00:17:09,110
Come on.

792
00:17:09,194 --> 00:17:12,004
You look really handsome.

793
00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:12,110
You look really handsome.

794
00:17:12,197 --> 00:17:13,947
Good evening, sir.

795
00:17:14,032 --> 00:17:15,032
Your table is ready.

796
00:17:15,117 --> 00:17:17,197
Thank you.

797
00:17:23,167 --> 00:17:23,997
You look absolutely beautiful.

798
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:26,710
You look absolutely beautiful.

799
00:17:26,795 --> 00:17:28,915
Thanks for coming to dinner.

800
00:17:29,006 --> 00:17:29,466
You're welcome.

801
00:17:29,548 --> 00:17:29,998
And you look quite handsome

802
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:31,300
and you look quite handsome

803
00:17:31,383 --> 00:17:33,263
yourself.

804
00:17:33,343 --> 00:17:34,093
And is that Cologne?

805
00:17:34,178 --> 00:17:35,678
Brand-new.

806
00:17:35,763 --> 00:17:36,003
Got it out of a magazine.

807
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:38,140
Got it out of a magazine.

808
00:17:38,223 --> 00:17:41,853
Welcome to chez Reed.

809
00:17:41,935 --> 00:17:41,995
Oh, don't you two look cute?

810
00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:43,020
Oh, don't you two look cute?

811
00:17:43,103 --> 00:17:46,193
I know.

812
00:17:46,273 --> 00:17:48,003
Here we have a lovely bottle of

813
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:48,860
here we have a lovely bottle of

814
00:17:48,942 --> 00:17:49,442
wine.

815
00:17:49,526 --> 00:17:50,686
Feel free to help yourselves

816
00:17:50,778 --> 00:17:51,318
as I am underage and cannot

817
00:17:51,403 --> 00:17:53,613
legally pour it for you.

818
00:17:53,697 --> 00:17:53,997
Thank you.

819
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:54,240
Thank you.

820
00:17:54,323 --> 00:17:55,953
Don't mind if I do.

821
00:17:56,033 --> 00:17:57,703
Your entrees are ready.

822
00:17:57,785 --> 00:17:59,535
Grilled salmon, roasted

823
00:17:59,620 --> 00:18:00,000
fingerling potatoes, and sauteed

824
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:01,120
fingerling potatoes, and sauteed

825
00:18:01,205 --> 00:18:03,035
green beans.

826
00:18:03,123 --> 00:18:05,543
Oh, my favorite.

827
00:18:05,626 --> 00:18:05,996
See?

828
00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:06,790
See?

829
00:18:06,877 --> 00:18:09,047
I listen.

830
00:18:11,340 --> 00:18:12,000
Monroe, this is incredibly

831
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:12,590
Monroe, this is incredibly

832
00:18:12,674 --> 00:18:14,844
sweet of you, but it's going to

833
00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:16,967
take more than a salmon dinner

834
00:18:17,054 --> 00:18:18,004
to work out our problems.

835
00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:18,640
To work out our problems.

836
00:18:18,722 --> 00:18:22,062
Romance is not our problem.

837
00:18:22,142 --> 00:18:24,002
I know I can be hard to take.

838
00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:24,230
I know I can be hard to take.

839
00:18:24,311 --> 00:18:26,811
And I know I haven't always been

840
00:18:26,897 --> 00:18:28,147
the best listener.

841
00:18:28,232 --> 00:18:29,822
I know that.

842
00:18:29,900 --> 00:18:30,000
But if you give me another

843
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:30,400
but if you give me another

844
00:18:30,484 --> 00:18:34,404
chance, I promise you I can

845
00:18:34,488 --> 00:18:35,998
change.

846
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:37,570
Change.

847
00:18:39,284 --> 00:18:41,794
This is the first time you've

848
00:18:41,870 --> 00:18:42,000
ever said anything like that

849
00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:43,120
ever said anything like that

850
00:18:43,205 --> 00:18:44,915
to me.

851
00:18:44,998 --> 00:18:46,998
It's because I mean it.

852
00:18:47,084 --> 00:18:48,004
And I am willing to work on all

853
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:49,170
and I am willing to work on all

854
00:18:49,253 --> 00:18:51,463
of our issues if you are willing

855
00:18:51,547 --> 00:18:53,997
to work on them with me.

856
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:55,130
To work on them with me.

857
00:18:55,217 --> 00:18:59,997
I'm certainly willing to try,

858
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:00,010
I'm certainly willing to try,

859
00:19:00,097 --> 00:19:01,307
especially since you smell so

860
00:19:01,390 --> 00:19:02,140
nice tonight, Monroe.

861
00:19:02,224 --> 00:19:05,314
Mm...

862
00:19:09,565 --> 00:19:10,065
Travel safely.

863
00:19:10,148 --> 00:19:11,608
I'm so glad you guys came.

864
00:19:11,692 --> 00:19:12,002
Uh, we better hit the road

865
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:12,480
Uh, we better hit the road

866
00:19:12,568 --> 00:19:13,108
before it gets too late.

867
00:19:13,193 --> 00:19:15,613
All I want is some open road

868
00:19:15,696 --> 00:19:16,986
ahead of me and my chick at my

869
00:19:17,072 --> 00:19:17,952
side.

870
00:19:18,031 --> 00:19:18,411
I mean, my lady.

871
00:19:18,490 --> 00:19:20,240
Oh, no.

872
00:19:20,325 --> 00:19:23,445
I like "chick."

873
00:19:23,537 --> 00:19:23,997
Hey, kids, come say good-bye

874
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:24,960
Hey, kids, come say good-bye

875
00:19:25,038 --> 00:19:26,248
to your grandparents.

876
00:19:26,331 --> 00:19:27,121
So it looks like you guys are

877
00:19:27,207 --> 00:19:28,877
going to be all right.

878
00:19:28,959 --> 00:19:29,879
Oh, yeah, we're going to be

879
00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:30,000
just fine.

880
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:30,460
Just fine.

881
00:19:30,544 --> 00:19:31,844
Oh, yeah, we decided to

882
00:19:31,920 --> 00:19:33,210
compromise on the trip, sell the

883
00:19:33,297 --> 00:19:34,127
r.v., go to Italy like your

884
00:19:34,214 --> 00:19:35,134
mother always wanted to do.

885
00:19:35,215 --> 00:19:35,995
Oh, my goodness, that sounds

886
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:36,090
Oh, my goodness, that sounds

887
00:19:36,174 --> 00:19:38,144
like so much fun.

888
00:19:38,218 --> 00:19:39,468
You guys have to take pictures.

889
00:19:39,553 --> 00:19:41,223
But please, please don't put

890
00:19:41,305 --> 00:19:41,995
them on any t-shirts.

891
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:43,930
Them on any t-shirts.

892
00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:45,096
We're going to miss you guys.

893
00:19:45,183 --> 00:19:45,813
Oh, we're going to miss you

894
00:19:45,893 --> 00:19:46,813
too.

895
00:19:46,894 --> 00:19:48,004
But, before we go, we decided to

896
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:48,270
but, before we go, we decided to

897
00:19:48,353 --> 00:19:50,363
get you some going-away

898
00:19:50,439 --> 00:19:51,109
presents.

899
00:19:51,189 --> 00:19:51,939
Awesome.

900
00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:52,614
We picked up some books for

901
00:19:52,691 --> 00:19:54,001
you.

902
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:54,280
You.

903
00:19:54,359 --> 00:19:55,739
Wait, what, no t-shirts?

904
00:19:55,819 --> 00:19:56,239
No, let me guess.

905
00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:58,410
Books on t-shirts?

906
00:19:58,488 --> 00:19:59,998
No, just books we thought

907
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:01,030
No, just books we thought

908
00:20:01,116 --> 00:20:01,906
you'd like.

909
00:20:01,992 --> 00:20:03,662
This is for you.

910
00:20:03,744 --> 00:20:05,454
Mm, five easy steps to

911
00:20:05,537 --> 00:20:05,997
building monster muscle mass.

912
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:06,120
Building monster muscle mass.

913
00:20:06,204 --> 00:20:08,044
'Cause we know you've been

914
00:20:08,123 --> 00:20:08,543
working out.

915
00:20:08,624 --> 00:20:09,634
Ah, well, thank you.

916
00:20:09,708 --> 00:20:10,578
I'm going to go get buffer now.

917
00:20:10,667 --> 00:20:11,167
You'll get...

918
00:20:11,251 --> 00:20:12,001
[Growls]

919
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:12,630
[Growls]

920
00:20:12,711 --> 00:20:13,751
And for you.

921
00:20:13,837 --> 00:20:15,047
Oh, okay.

922
00:20:15,130 --> 00:20:16,210
Environmental activism

923
00:20:16,298 --> 00:20:17,548
from "a" to "z."

924
00:20:17,633 --> 00:20:18,003
Thank you, granddad.

925
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:18,470
Thank you, granddad.

926
00:20:18,550 --> 00:20:19,470
Thank you, grandma.

927
00:20:19,551 --> 00:20:21,181
And for you.

928
00:20:21,261 --> 00:20:22,721
A kitty calendar!

929
00:20:22,804 --> 00:20:23,724
Your daddy told me you wanted

930
00:20:23,805 --> 00:20:23,995
a cat.

931
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:24,310
A cat.

932
00:20:24,389 --> 00:20:25,929
Oh, this way, sweetie, you

933
00:20:26,016 --> 00:20:27,596
get to get a different cat every

934
00:20:27,684 --> 00:20:28,814
month.

935
00:20:28,894 --> 00:20:30,004
Thank you.

936
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:31,940
Thank you.

937
00:20:32,022 --> 00:20:35,112
This'll have to do for now.

938
00:20:35,162 --> 00:20:39,712
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